If a conservative doesn’t like guns,
he doesn`t buy one.
If a liberal doesn’t like guns,
he wants all guns outlawed.
If a conservative is a vegetarian,
he doesn`t eat meat.
If a liberal is a vegetarian,
he wants all meat products banned
If a conservative is homosexual,
he quietly leads his life.
If a liberal is homosexual,
he demands legislated respect.
If a conservative is down-and-out,
he thinks about how to better his situation.
A liberal wonders who is going
to take care of him.
If a conservative doesn’t like a talk show host, he switches channels.
Liberals demand that those they don’t like
be shut down.
If a conservative is a non-believer,
he doesn’t go to church.
A liberal non-believer wants any mention
of God and religion silenced.
(Unless it’s a foreign religion, of course !)
If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it,
or may choose a job that provides it.
A liberal demands
that the rest of us pay for his.
If a conservative reads this,
he’ll forward it
so his friends can have a good laugh.
A liberal will delete it
because he’s “offended”.
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